Reasons why I don’t like pandas #32

I know, they’re cute. They look cuddly and they’ll go extinct if we don’t help them. My main gripe is, pandas don’t seem to want the help.

They are fertile for two days a year. They often kill their cubs if they have more than one. They have phantom pregnancies and low (virtually non-existent) libidos. I mean….if they were rats we wouldn’t be this bothered.

Thankfully, I’m not the only hard-hearted misery guts that thinks so. Thank you, Washington Post: “Try not to get too excited about the rare birth of panda triplets“:

The birth of one panda is virtually a miracle, let alone three. The giant panda is a species that is practically begging to go extinct — or at least it seems that way.”

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